Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew #2

19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
26. Birthdays, Valentine's, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again!
27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
28. You have enough clothes.
29. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
30. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
31. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
32. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
33. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
34. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
35. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
36. Anyone can buy condoms.