Filmzitate "Bridget Jones"

Tagline: It's Monday morning, Bridget has woken up with a headache, a hangover and her boss.

(Bridget answering phone) "Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum, hi."

Boss: So, why do you want to work in television?
Bridget: I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss.
Boss: Fair enough. Start Monday. We'll see how we go. And, incidentally, at 'Sit Up, Britain', no one ever gets sacked for shaggin' the boss.

Filmzitate "A Beautiful Mind"

John Nash: "I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. Now, I'm doing that. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible."

Alicia Nash: "Give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance."

Filmzitate "Das Leben des Brian"

"Ihr seid alle Individuen!" - "Ja, wir sind alle Individuen!" - "Ich nicht!"

(Brian schreibt etwas an die Palastwand)
Palastwache: "Was soll das denn heißen?" -"Romanes eunt Domus, Menschen genannt Romanis gehen das Haus?"
Brian: "Es soll heissen: Römer geht nach Hause!"
Wache: "Heisst es aber nicht. Was ist lateinisch für 'Römer'?"
Brian: "Romanus"
Wache: "Deklinieren!"
Brian: "...anus?" -
Wache: "Vocativ Plural von ...anus ist?"
Brian: "..ani?"
Wache: (verbessert den Fehler an der Palastwand): "Ro-ma-ni. Richtig. Aber gehen ist ein Befehl. Also?"
Brian: (wird am Ohr gezogen) " I-...I... Imperativ!"
Wache: "Genau! Und wohin gehen sie?"
Brian:"in das Haus!"
Wache:"Also?"
Brian:"Akkusativ! Domum! Romani ite domum"
Wache: "Das schreibst du jetzt hundert mal!"

"Seid ihr die Volksfront von Judäa?" - (empört): "Nein, verpiss dich!! Wird sind die Judäische Volksfront"

Filmzitate "American Beauty"

Lester Burnham:
"Look at me, jerking off in the shower —

this will be the high point of my day.

It's all downhill from here."

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description]

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.
Lester: "Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."

Lester Burnham:

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. And yellow leaves, from the maple trees that lined our street. Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie... and Janie. And... Carolyn. I guess I could be really pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

Filmzitate #1

"Die wunderbare Welt der Amélie"

Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations.

1 - he didn't get the photo.

2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. [Increasingly angry] Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.